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Devon x Murdok?

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who cooks normally?:
Nobody. They would probably both scavenge and mug people for food, it’s funner that way!

how often do they fight?:
If Devon is a morel oath kinda guy, all the time. Murdok is a rapist, they don’t stay tied down to one person. Other than that, Murdok will pretty much try to make Devon happy in every other aspect, even if it means letting Devon pussy-whip him, so to speak.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?
Murdok is always on the move and does what he wants, and I think Devon is sort of the same way…Maybe?

nicknames for each other? 
Dev and Dok?

who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Murdok, since he’s got cash stashed from his previous encounters.

who steals the covers at night?:
Murdok because he’s a selfish asshole

what would they get each other for gifts?:
Devon will get Murdok a rusty murder weapon and Murdok will get Devon a box of matches because he has no sense of gift ideas.

who remembers things?:
Devon, because he would be remembering all the times Murdok forgets anything not involving rape or murder. :D

who cusses more?:
Murdok probably.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Seek vengence for eachother, right? Sexy killer combo of angry/insane Scrafties.

who kissed who first?:
Devon kissed Murdok first, Murdok doesn’t know what kisses are. How do tongue-tongue.

who made the first move?:
Murdok probably jumped him in an ally for a good mess of unwanted sex. So, Murdok.

who started the relationship?:
Devon because he seems to be a stalker for the long-lizard.


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who cooks normally?:

how often do they fight?:

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

nicknames for each other?:

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

who steals the covers at night?:

what would they get each other for gifts?:

who remembers things?:

who cusses more?:

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

who kissed who first?:

who made the first move?:

who started the relationship?:

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